WHITE HOUSE YEET

INDEPENDENT PARODY GAME

ONE KICK. INFINITE CHAOS.

Kick a cartoon out of the White House and bounce through a ridiculous universe of 8-bit satire.

PLAY FREE ABOUT $WHYEET
  • NO WALLET REQUIRED
  • NO SIGN-UP
  • 100% FREE

LOADING GAME…

OPEN THE DISTRACTION-FREE /PLAY VIEW

HOW TO PLAY

  1. 01 — AIM

    Pick your perfect launch angle.

  2. 02 — TIME

    Stop the power meter at the right moment.

  3. 03 — YEET

    Bounce through ridiculous kinds of cartoon chaos. How far can you fly?

KEYBOARD

ENTER / SPACE
Start, lock aim, kick, fact check
↑ ↓
Change the angle
P · R · M
Pause · restart · mute

TOUCH

START
Begin a round
SLIDER
Set the angle, then LOCK AIM
KICK! · FACT CHECK!
The big button does it all

BONUSES

MEME METER
Fills from bounces, pickups and fact checks
ULTIMATE YEET
A capped speed burst when the meter is full
FACT CHECK!
Pops fictional headline balloons nearby

EVENT GUIDE

Every stage is a fictional arcade gag about the noise of politics, not a news report and not an accusation. SATIRE / FICTIONAL ARCADE GAME.

YOUR BEST

THE $WHYEET COIN

TOKEN NOT LAUNCHED YET

CONTRACT ADDRESS — COMING SOON

The game is free. Buying crypto is not required.

FAQ

Do I need a wallet to play?

No. The game is entirely free and does not require an account or a wallet.

Is this an official political project?

No. This is an independent work of parody and does not represent or endorse any political campaign.

What is $WHYEET?

A possible future, independent memecoin named after the game, on Solana. It has not been launched and has no contract address yet. Playing never requires buying crypto, and scores never earn crypto.

Can playing the game earn crypto?

No. Gameplay, scores and achievements do not pay crypto or other financial rewards.

Are in-game headlines real news?

No. Game headlines are fictional absurdist jokes and are labeled as such.

Is there a global leaderboard?

No. YOUR BEST is a local record stored only in your browser. We do not run or fake a global leaderboard.